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Mar 20, 2015 14:30:53 GMT -5
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Mar 21, 2015 13:11:20 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Mar 21, 2015 13:11:20 GMT -5
Why are you reading a law book? Because the cops threw it at me.  |
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Mar 24, 2015 11:35:57 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Mar 24, 2015 11:35:57 GMT -5
Why did the blonde go to the camp to see the game? She was told the game was intense.  |
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Mar 24, 2015 11:39:13 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Mar 24, 2015 11:39:13 GMT -5
The blonde was afraid to go to the airbase. Why? "There are ghosts all over the place." "What ghosts?" "You just said this base is filled with Phantoms."  |
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Mar 24, 2015 15:45:17 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2015 15:45:17 GMT -5
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Mar 24, 2015 22:48:05 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Mar 24, 2015 22:48:05 GMT -5
The blonde was escorted away from the air base ordinance bunker.
"I want to buy a sandwich. This is where the steak bombs are kept, aren't they?"
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Apr 7, 2015 12:16:08 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Apr 7, 2015 12:16:08 GMT -5
Disclaimer - I stole this from the old Crook & Chase show
"What's the matter Hannah?"
"Dinkie, I was arrested for wearing a one-piece bathing suit on the beach!"
"Hannah, I keep telling you ya gotta wear the top part, too."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 13:43:46 GMT -5
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Apr 7, 2015 18:18:06 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Apr 7, 2015 18:18:06 GMT -5
Continuing my comedic thievery, I swiped this one and cleaned it up from a Steve Martin LP - I was watching the Superbowl and they let people commentate on stage and after it was over a couple of hippie types thanked me.
"Hey, you were great, man. Hey, you wanna smoke some grass? C'mon, smoke some grass, go ahead."
"I don't smoke, I don't want any marijuana."
"What marijuana? I cut my lawn this morning. I'm smoking my own grass."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2015 13:13:05 GMT -5
Steve is a hoot.  |
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Apr 29, 2015 10:49:13 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Apr 29, 2015 10:49:13 GMT -5
A reminder of the day -
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 15:02:04 GMT -5
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Apr 30, 2015 11:41:09 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Apr 30, 2015 11:41:09 GMT -5
Why did the police arrest the guy who was just sitting on the park bench for murder?
Because he killed time.
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Apr 30, 2015 13:31:13 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2015 13:31:13 GMT -5
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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Apr 30, 2015 18:18:25 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Apr 30, 2015 18:18:25 GMT -5
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? Okay - how much? |
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