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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2015 16:34:23 GMT -5
Mike,
It wouldn't change...sponges don't affect depth.
Guess that one wasn't as cute as a one liner as I thought. : )
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May 2, 2015 12:14:17 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on May 2, 2015 12:14:17 GMT -5
Oh well.  Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
He didn't, either. |
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Jun 1, 2015 11:25:17 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Jun 1, 2015 11:25:17 GMT -5
Did you hear the new Lady Antebellum song about baseball catchers and hockey goalies?
Long Stretch Of Glove
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 11:16:32 GMT -5
Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you're eating a watermelon.
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Jun 2, 2015 11:32:54 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Jun 2, 2015 11:32:54 GMT -5
How does The Joker say Eat in French?
EAT IN FRENCH!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2015 11:49:36 GMT -5
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Jun 3, 2015 10:41:33 GMT -5
Post by monkeesfan on Jun 3, 2015 10:41:33 GMT -5
Why did the coach's criticism of the quarterback backfire?
He told him to take a hike.
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Post by youneverknow on Oct 21, 2015 18:03:04 GMT -5
What are the rules in zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you're out.
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Post by youneverknow on Oct 21, 2015 18:04:07 GMT -5
Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?
New Jersey
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Post by youneverknow on Oct 21, 2015 18:05:13 GMT -5
What did Jay-Z call his fiancé before they got married.
Feyonce
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Post by monkeesfan on Oct 26, 2015 11:56:31 GMT -5
Why does that couple always complain about having nightmares about the ocean?
They were having a wet dream.
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Post by youneverknow on Oct 26, 2015 12:08:09 GMT -5
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Post by youneverknow on Oct 26, 2015 12:57:02 GMT -5
You might be a redneck if....
Your oil funnel is a cut down Dr. Pepper bottle
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Post by monkeesfan on Oct 26, 2015 18:23:39 GMT -5
If your passions are racing, football, AND hockey......
You might be Not Your Typical Redneck.Sorry Jeff Foxworthy
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Post by monkeesfan on Oct 26, 2015 18:34:55 GMT -5
If your record collection includes the following artists -
The Beatles, group and solo
The Monkees, group and solo
The Dave Clark Five
The Rolling Stones
Martina Mcbride
Shedaisy
Carolyn Dawn Johnson
Sara Evans
Jamie O'Neal
The Steve Miller Band
The Band Perry
Basia
Little Big Town
Herb Alpert
Donna Summer
Gloriana
The Doobie Bothers
France Joli
Michael McDonald
Echosmith
Christopher Cross
Peter Frampton
Dusty Springfield
Astrud Gilberto
AND Frank Sinatra.....
You absolutely are Not Your Typical Redneck
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